Are you addicted to advice columns? Frustrated that there aren't more hours in the day to read and listen to even more advice columns? Terrified that you'll be ostracized from your friends and family for falling behind on all the week's best advice? Well, you've come to the right place! No, not a rehab facility—an advice podcast homepage! We're enablers.
Each week, advice column aficionados Han and Matt re-answer the greatest questions from other advice columns and podcasts as well as fielding new questions (send your questions for the podcast to email@example.com or anonymously at bit.ly/hanandmatt or to firstname.lastname@example.org for Han's written column). Topics include: relationships, sexuality, roommates, workplace, health, culture, politics, and everything in between. These are the advice columnists who are most frequently cited on the show, including Dear Prudence, Ask Amy, Ask a Manager, Captain Awkward, and many more.
5:30 AM EST — Main Episodes
"Han and Matt Know It All"
A weekly discussion of the past week's best advice column questions plus a listener question. This also includes guest episodes, all-listener questions, and themed episodes.
5:30 AM EST — Mailbag Episodes
A roundup of listener correspondence including updates, recommendations, corrections, and anecdotes, plus an additional listener question answered and updates about the show.
8:00 PM EST — Game Nights
[CURRENTLY ON HIATUS]
These patron-exclusive game nights in our RPG-modded Minecraft server are designed for newbies as Matt gives live lessons via voice chat on the fundamentals of Minecraft to ready you for dragon-slaying!
Upcoming Listener & Host Meetups
Where: Philadelphia, PA
When: Aug 17, 2018 @ 9 PM
What: Story and Thong: An Adventure Zone Burlesque Tribute
The next official listener meet-up will come sometimes in the summer. In the meanwhile, you can find one or more of the hosts at the above-listed events. Message us if you want to coordinate a meetup!
Also, if you want to host a meetup in your city, let us know and we'll add the details here for others to find!
What Listeners Are Saying
While doing a listen through of our episode: “I wonder how many times I’ve threatened to divorce you over the course of this show?”
Who are Han and Matt?
Profession: Nonprofit Fundraising
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Favorite Advice Givers: Dear Prudence, Ask A Manager
Advice Qualifications: Growing up with three sisters
Often Heard Saying: "Set it all on fire."
Note: As a long-time nonprofit employee, Han would like to add that their opinions and convictions are their own, and not those of any employer, past, present, or future, in this historical timeline or any other.
Profession: Entertainment News SEO
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Favorite Advice Givers: Captain Awkward, MBMBaM
Advice Qualifications: Really good editing skills
Often Heard Saying: Bad jokes that bring him one step closer to being booted from the podcast with each utterance.
Note: Matt asked HR if he should include any sort of opinion-based disclaimer, and they somehow lost the narrative thread and ended up talking about The Bachelor for half an hour.