The 'Hannah and Matt Know It All' Listener Hub

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Hail and well met! Welcome to The Hub, a tavern protected by powerful enchantments that protect you from the chaos outside of these walls. Oh, forgive me, I haven't properly introduced you to your new home, but it's not an easy thing to take in. You may want to sit down for this.

For starters: you should know that the multiverse is real, and extraordinarily few ever gain the ability to walk between planes. You're here because you are a Planeswalker, Harry—or whoever you are—and the moment that your spark ignited, it brought you here to the plane of Astrixia. Why you? Well, as an avid, voracious consumer of advice, your knowledge reached such heights that you've ascended beyond your species, and as such your mind has unlocked an aptitude for wielding the power of magic. Here, you are among fellow Planeswalkers whose means of ascension mirrors your own.

Astrixia is a plane where magic has been refined and ruled for millennia by the wise and mysterious Elder Strix, a sentient owl-like race whose morality is often mystifying at best, as they hold onto many deep secrets about this plane and are not fully trusting of humankind. That refinement began with the written word, an art so potent when mastered that magic itself leaps off the page, barely controllable. Without exception, all of the finest Planeswalkers appreciate that foundation.

However, there are rogue wizards who have stolen some of this knowledge and have used it for vindictive, destructive ends, summoning all manner of eldritch monsters from the darkest depths to do their bidding. Some have even begun, however crudely, to tap into the source of magic through spoken word alone, bypassing the Elder Strix's gatekeeping that was once so ironclad, so essential in keeping the peace in Astrixia.

You may venture outside of the doors of this tavern of your own free will, but you have been warned, young wizard, of the dangers outside. You've been warned of those lost souls who were once, long ago, like you are now in this chair, hearing this tale and beginning to grasp the kind of power potentially at their disposal. For now, your planes walking powers can only bring you back to your home plane. But, if you so choose, you may journey here beyond these walls and pursue the life of an apprentice wizard to the Elder Strix, where you may learn to walk to new planes and where you will certainly find your full potential, whatever path you choose to walk.

Young Planeswaker, what will you do? Will you embrace the wonder and danger of this world, or will you return to the relative comfort and safety of your own?

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Stay in The Hub and read the wall placard with a list of Hub PatronsLeave The Hub and explore the Plane of AstrixiaLook at all the cute pet portraits adorning the wallReturn home to read more advice columns and better prepare your mind for Astrixia

Welcome to the Hannah and Matt Know It All: Arcade Edition home game where Matt lists every listener who has ever been mentioned on the show in descending order of mentions. And that's... it. How did we get here? Why am I like this?

These are currently the five (known) ways to earn points:

  1. Send us questions of yours that we end up discussing
  2. Send us questions you find from around the web that we end up discussing
  3. Send us updates to your questions that we end up discussing
  4. Send us any corrections, tips, notes, or anything else that we end up discussing
  5. Send us proof that you've found the secrets hidden on this page...

"That we end up discussing" is the key operative here. Both because of time restriction reasons and "we don't wanna" reasons, we don't discuss everything that comes our way. And there's that classic gaming "chance factor!" gl;hf!

3rd000004Solyara, Queen of the Mists (Formerly Laura II)
3rd000004Hetha, Zealous Inquisitor (Formerly Rachel)
4th000003Chaos Sunrise
4th000003Princess Silentstrike
5th000002Zayime, Herald of Despair (Formerly Jorie)
5th000002Heldraga the Unseen
5th000002Vivian Starmonger
5th000002Fearful For Frida
5th000002Machete Alice
6th000001The Unnamed
6th000001Laura I
6th000001Nervous Neighbor
6th000001Competing for Attention
6th000001Optimism Balance
6th000001Not Helen Lovejoy
6th000001Mia Wallace
6th000001Transition Trouble
6th000001Carabel the Caustic (Formerly Rebecca)
6th000001Redacted for Privacy
6th000001Raven Goldblood
6th000001Open Imbalance
6th000001Sarah Manning
6th000001Laura III
6th000001Mystery Noblechanter
6th000001Empusaria the Devourer (Formerly Ana)
6th000001Belladonna Ladyhunter
6th000001Weary and Wary
6th000001Melody Heartfinder
6th000001Mary, Veiled Reckoner
6th000001Mist Wanderer
6th000001Miri Sondosia
6th000001Supreme Abolisher Sabine
6th000001Meg, Herald of Storms
6th000001Confused in California
6th000001Large Marge
6th000001Confused Sister
6th000001Ruby Bloodstorm
6th000001The Heinous One
6th000001Kate on Twitter
6th000001Kal'eht, Dusty Anarchist
6th000001Holly Hellhunter
6th000001I Vant to Be Alone
6th000001Lephra, Master Manipulator
6th000001Pampora, Void Cartographer
6th000001The Marsh Devil
6th000001Zelphyr, Saltborn Sovereign
6th000001Lygeia, Cunning Mesmerist
6th000001Naedros, Reckless Aeronaut
6th000001First Last
6th000001Couple In a Bad Position
6th000001Medabita Frostwind
6th000001Orlahv, Wicked Savant
6th000001Cibyl, Forsaken Seer
6th000001Maewyn the Lacerator
6th000001Aephe, Stout Battlemage
6th000001Akinma, Boreal Elementalist
6th000001The Only Owl Ever
6th000001Alouicious Leatrix
6th000001Helmi, Peerless Blademaster
6th000001Tee Tweets on Twitter
6th000001Leemra, Adept Aeromancer


This placard commemorates the The Hub's generous patrons, whose contributions help keep the lights on and the beer flowing. Click the magical button below and pledge a recurring monthly donation if you'd like to see yourself on this list as well as gaining a number of perks including (but not limited to):

  • A Matt-generated Magic the Gathering card of your badass alter-ego (Common Tier)
  • Exclusive bonus content recorded just for Uncommon and higher patrons (extra questions, dramatic readings, cat videos… WHO KNOWS) (Uncommon Tier)
  • A monthly exclusive Google hangout invite to ask us anything and just hang out (Rare Tier)
  • If you’re ever in NYC, we’ll take you out for a drink! (Mythic Tier)
Aephe, Stout Battlemage
Akinma, Boreal Elementalist
Arcaehl, Lost Spellweaver

Carabel the Tinkerer
Catalina, Somber Violinist
Drozu of the Farlands
Empusaria the Devourer
Ethia, Tireless Sentinel
Cynthea Motherfury
Heldraga the Unseen
Leemra, Adept Aeromancer
Lygeia, Cunning Mesmerist
Myrela Swiftfury
Orlahv, Wicked Savant
Remira, Trouble Seeker

Solyara, Queen of the Mists
Silnia Shearblade
The Only Owl Ever
Victavius the Enforcer
Zayime, Herald of Despair
Zulgara the Dreaded

We love y'all so dang much! Seriously, thank you to everyone for your support, whether that's with an iTunes review or a donation or by telling a friend about our show or any of the many ways to express your gratitude, we appreciate everything that you do for us. You're a genuine wonder.

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Pet Pictures

All of the listener #podcats and other #podcreatures that have been sent our way live here! I mean, like, their likenesses live here. We didn't capture all of our listener's pets and contain them magically into these portraits. That would be preposterous as far as you know. 

But where could pictures of Shadowcat be hiding?

Spencer's Cat, Winston

Chaos Sunrise's Cats, Arya and Sansa

Maewyn the Lacerator's Dog, Toph

Rage Wanderlust's Cat, Rex

Princess Silentstrike's Many Petfriends

Empusaria the Devourer's "Cat"

Musa the Ironhearted's Spider Plant

Heldraga the Unseen's Cats, Saavik And T'Pau

Solyara, Queen of the Mists' Cats, Lily and Spock

Medabita Frostwind's Cat in a Pumpkin

Akinma, Boreal Elementalist's Cat, Voodoo the Vampire Cat

Arcaehl, Lost Spellweaver's Cat & Dog (Who Thinks She's a Cat)

Zelphyr, Saltborn Sovereign's Cat, Nancy

Otahra, Radiant Reaper's Cat, Spenser

alyTemporalAnom's Dog, Maxwell

Lephra, Master Manipulator's Cat, Mitzvah Shalom (Known to Her Friends as Mitzy)

Lygeia, Cunning Mesmerist's Cats, Warden (Tortoiseshell) and Hawke (Orange Tabby)

Jethra, Ethereal Shapeshifter's Dog, Cocoa

Melody Heartfinder's Dogs, Badger and Ditzy

Apin'eht, Thorny Duelist's Cat, Lucy

Becca's Cat, Ollie

Aephe, Stout Battlemage's Pet Friends

Carabel the Tinkerer's Cats, Kodiak (All White) and Tevye (Black Spots)

Zelda's Cats, Patch (Cow Spots) and Buster (Black)

E, Enigmatic Insurgent's Dogs, Chublin (Brown) and Luna (White)

Xantar, Fearless Aeronaut's Cat, Schrödie